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I do not remember playing Lance Armstrong, "said the journalist." When was that? "" In the seventh stage of the Tour de France in 2002, he was hit in the head with my bottle of water – but still won the tour What is the cheapest type bicycle rider can be purchased? A penny-a penny was detained by customs. "What's in the bags?" Asked the officer, pointing to her saddlebags. "Arena," said the rider. "Let me take a look", police said. The Cyclist did as he said, empty bags, and showing that contained nothing but sand, fill the bags and continued across the border. A week later, same thing happened, and followed every week for one year, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few months later, police saw the cyclist live downtown. "Are you sure we were drunk, "police said." We knew it was smuggled across the border. I will not say a word – but what was what was said the smuggling of bikes!
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